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What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

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Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Vehicles

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Food & Drinks

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Meatloaf.

Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

Toilet Paper?Puns

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

Family

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.