What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

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How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

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What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

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What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

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What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

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What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Meatloaf.

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Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

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How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

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What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

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Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

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What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

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What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

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What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

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What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Looking for a specific joke?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

A dirt bike.

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Meatloaf.

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.