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What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

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Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

a close-up of Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries® cerealPuns

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

The Politician?Political

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

two Basset hounds wearing sunglasses and ties sit together in front of a yellow backgroundAnimals

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.