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He has it toad.
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Education
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Sky diving school.
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Puns
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Yeah, it was a cereal killer.
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People
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds.
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Political
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
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Outdoors
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
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Animals
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
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Puns
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.
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Animals
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
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Animals
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
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Family
What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
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Sports
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
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Puns
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
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Animals
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
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Puns
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
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Food & Drinks
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Minnesota.
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Animals
What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
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