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What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
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Holiday
What is a mom's favorite game?
Mother, may I!
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Current Events
When do flowers get their workout in?
Spring Training.
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Education
Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
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Puns
Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
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Animals
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
The kitty pool.
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Animals
What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
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Holiday
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
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Animals
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
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Animals
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
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Vehicles
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
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Entertainment
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
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Professional
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
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Professional
How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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Puns
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
It was a generous dough-nation.
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Current Events
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
When the Thunder Rolls.
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Professional
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.
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