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What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

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Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

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Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

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Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

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a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

To relieve a glass pane.

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Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

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Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

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a close-up of a person filling out a multiple-choice test card with an alarm clock sitting nearbyVehicles

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

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Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

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Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

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Professional

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

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various loaves of bread piled togetherPuns

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

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Current Events

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

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Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.

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