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What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

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Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

Current Events

When do flowers get their workout in?

Spring Training.

Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

To relieve a glass pane.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

a close-up of a person filling out a multiple-choice test card with an alarm clock sitting nearbyVehicles

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

Professional

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

various loaves of bread piled togetherPuns

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

Current Events

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

two surfers sit on their boards in the water while holding up the "hang loose" signProfessional

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.