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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

two children wearing backpacks are writing equations on a chalkboardEducation

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

Lying ghosts?Animals

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

People

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Lady Gaga.