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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

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Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

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web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

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Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

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Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

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an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

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Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

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Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

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Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

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two children wearing backpacks are writing equations on a chalkboardEducation

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

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Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

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Lying ghosts?Animals

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

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Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

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People

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Lady Gaga.

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