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What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

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a spotted pig swims in tropical clear blue waterAnimals

What do pigs do over the summer?

They go on a ham-ily vacation.

a goalie dives to try to block a ball from making it into the netPuns

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

A goal-ie.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

Professional

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

He had an amazing set of pipes.

Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

Animals

What happens when a frog's car dies?

He has it toad.

Political

Which office space loves to cut corners?

The Oval Office.

Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

Animals

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Tom Cruise?Entertainment

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!