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What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

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What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

Puns

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Billy the Squid.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

People

Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?

Darth Waiter.

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

Holiday

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!