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What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
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Puns
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
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Entertainment
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
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Puns
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
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Holiday
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
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People
Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?
Darth Waiter.
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Puns
What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
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Holiday
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
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Animals
What does a panda ghost say?
Bam-boo.
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Holiday
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Music
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
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Entertainment
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
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Animals
Where do horses reside?
In neigh-borhoods.
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Education
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
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Sports
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
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Outdoors
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
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People
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
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