Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

He pulled a mussel.

Share On Facebook!
Tweet

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Billy the Squid.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
People

Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?

Darth Waiter.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Holiday

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
See More!
Privacy PolicyDo Not Sell My InformationTerms of Use