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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Animals

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

Animals

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, houses can't jump.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Puns

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.