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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

Animals

What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

Sports

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

Sports

When fish play football, who is the captain?

The team's kipper.

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

a close-up of many bumper cars in a rowVehicles

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Don't get bent out of shape!

a painting of autumn trees hangs on a gray wallPolitical

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

It was good at canvassing.

Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.