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A bee flying backward.
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Puns
What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
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Animals
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
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Puns
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
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Animals
What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
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Current Events
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
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Animals
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
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Animals
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
He called a tow truck.
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Puns
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
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What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
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Vehicles
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
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Animals
How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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Animals
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
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Puns
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
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Holiday
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
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Professional
People are so hard on car mechanics.
They can't catch a brake.
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Sports
What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
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