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What game does chlorine never lose?

Pool.

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Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Professional

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

a close-up of a microphone in front of a blurred audience in the backgroundAnimals

What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Puns

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment.

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Puns

How did the mermaid call her friends?

On her shell phone, of course.

bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.