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What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.

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The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

A barbequeue.

Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

Puns

What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.