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What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.

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Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

A barbequeue.

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Education

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Sky diving school.

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Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

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Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

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Puns

What do you call a Russian flea?

A Moscow-ito.

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What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

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Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

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Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

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Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

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Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

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Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

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Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

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What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

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Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

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