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What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

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Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

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Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

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Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

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Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

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Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

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People

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

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People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

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Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

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Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

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Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

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Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

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