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What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

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Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

Mood Ring?Puns

Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

People

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher.

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Animals

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.