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What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells.

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Puns

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

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Professional

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

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Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

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a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

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Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

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Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

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Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

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Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

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Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

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Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

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Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

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