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What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

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Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

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Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

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Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

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Food & Drinks

What is the most attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.

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Current Events

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

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Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

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a fisherman wearing an orange jacket gives a thumbs-up to the camera while on a fishing boat in the harborEntertainment

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

Netflix.

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Education

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

He lost his ideanity.

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Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

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Sports

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

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Puns

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

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Family

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

InstaGram.

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Sports

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.

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Outdoors

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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