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What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

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Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

Puns

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

Vehicles

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Shell-vrolet.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Sports

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

Entertainment

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.