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What fish sings the best?

The in tuna fish.

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Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Sports

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.

Food & Drinks

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

Education

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

Food & Drinks

What is the most attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.

Outdoors

Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

Sports

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

Education

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Because it tocked too much.

Food & Drinks

How does one gelatin greet another?

Jello!

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.