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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

a mountain lion stands perched on the top of a rock in a snowy mountainous forest Animals

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

He quit cold turkey.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

a man wearing a beanie, sunglasses, and headphones in front of a blue backgroundFood & Drinks

What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Sports

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

All of the fans left.

Science

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Puns

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

Professional

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.

Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.