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What fish loves to play in a band?

A sea-bass.

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Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

a gray horse has several balloons tied around its neckAnimals

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

the inside of a fridge is filled with various green fruits and vegetablesFood & Drinks

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Lettuce out of here!

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Inventing fractions?Education

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

Animals

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

Political

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

Puns

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.