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What fish loves to play in a band?

A sea-bass.

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Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

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a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

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Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

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a gray horse has several balloons tied around its neckAnimals

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

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the inside of a fridge is filled with various green fruits and vegetablesFood & Drinks

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Lettuce out of here!

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Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

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People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

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a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

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Inventing fractions?Education

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

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Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.

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Animals

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

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Political

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.

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Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

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Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

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