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What fairy loves to count?

The two-th fairy.

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The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

People

What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

Animals

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

Music

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

A subwoofer.

Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

Cowbells?Animals

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

various loaves of bread piled togetherPuns

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.