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What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

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Travel

Where do hands go on vacation?

Palm Springs.

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Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hairCurrent Events

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!

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Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

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Puns

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis.

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Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

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negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

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Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

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a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

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Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

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Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

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Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

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Puns

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.

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