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What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

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Travel

Where do hands go on vacation?

Palm Springs.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hairCurrent Events

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!

Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

Puns

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis.

Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

Puns

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.