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What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

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Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

Holiday

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Animals

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

Outdoors

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

Current Events

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

He has a case of March Madness.

Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

Animals

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss.