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What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

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Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

Holiday

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

a lone pair of horns against a white backgroundFamily

Which family member has tusks?

An eleph-aunt.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells.

Sports

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

Puns

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I pine for you.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.