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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

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Vehicles

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

A lamborghini.

Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

Holiday

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

They are very scent-imental.

Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

Animals

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Because life's a rat race.

Animals

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Shampoodles.

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

Education

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Travel

Where do hands go on vacation?

Palm Springs.

Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.