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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

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a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

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Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

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The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

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Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

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Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Sports

What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

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Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

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Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

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Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

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Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

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a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

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Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

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Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

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