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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

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a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Sports

What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

Outdoors

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.