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What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Her purrrse.

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Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Entertainment

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Sports

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.

a tropical cocktail complete with umbrella sits on a beachFood & Drinks

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

A rum punch.

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

People

What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

Entertainment

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has tiny legs.

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.