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What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Her purrrse.

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Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

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Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

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Entertainment

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

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Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Sports

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.

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a tropical cocktail complete with umbrella sits on a beachFood & Drinks

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

A rum punch.

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Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

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People

What did Snow White say while waiting in line for her photos?

Some day my prints will come.

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Entertainment

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has tiny legs.

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Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

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two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

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Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

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Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

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Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

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