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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

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The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

three people wearing business casual clothes are also wearing red masks and capes, posing like superheroesPuns

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Cape Canaveral.

Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

Puns

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

a woman in a library sits gesturing to a laptop in front of a large notepad filled with math equationsEducation

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

The Great Planes.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Vehicles

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

A stationary wagon.

Family

What did the stair machines call each other?

Stepsisters.