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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

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The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

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The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

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Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

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Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

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Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

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Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

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Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

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Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

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three people wearing business casual clothes are also wearing red masks and capes, posing like superheroesPuns

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Cape Canaveral.

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Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

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Puns

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

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Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

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a woman in a library sits gesturing to a laptop in front of a large notepad filled with math equationsEducation

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

The Great Planes.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

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Vehicles

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

A stationary wagon.

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Family

What did the stair machines call each other?

Stepsisters.

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