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What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

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Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

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a nervous-looking man wears a red cape and holds his goggles on top of his headEntertainment

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

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Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

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Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

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Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

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Outdoors

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

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Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

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Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

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Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

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Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

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sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

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Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

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Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

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