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What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

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Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

a nervous-looking man wears a red cape and holds his goggles on top of his headEntertainment

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Outdoors

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.

Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

Entertainment

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.