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What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Don't take that tone with me.
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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
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People
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
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Animals
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
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Music
Why are stones so good at music?
They're obsessed with rock n' roll!
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Animals
What is another name for a cow?
A lawn-mooer.
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Animals
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
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Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
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Family
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Caw-sins.
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Science
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Because it's not rocket science.
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Sports
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Roboots.
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Animals
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
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Outdoors
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Surfin' USA.
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Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
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What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.
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