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What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Puns

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

various dry beans in sack cloth bagsPuns

Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

Sports

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Puns

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Roboots.

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.