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What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

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Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

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Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

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Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

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Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

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Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

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Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

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Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

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Sports

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Roboots.

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Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

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Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

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Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

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What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

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