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What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

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Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Professional

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Friday afternoon.

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

a pride of lions sits together in an enclosure in a zooAnimals

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Pride and Prejudice.

two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

a mouse sits at a miniature table with a miniature knife and fruitAnimals

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Ratatouille!

Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.