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What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Animals

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

A hot dog.

Puns

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

Animals

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

Professional

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

Puns

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

Animals

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

turquoise blue waves are about to crash on a beachCurrent Events

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

It had a heat wave.

Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!