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What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

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Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

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Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

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a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

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Sports

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium.

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Puns

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Can you ear me?

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Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

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Puns

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

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Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

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Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

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Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

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Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

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catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

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Education

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

A lie-brary.

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