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What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

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Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Sports

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium.

Puns

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Can you ear me?

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Puns

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Education

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

A lie-brary.