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What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

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Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

Puns

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

It kept raining cats and dogs.

a close-up of someone circling Thursday the 18th with a red pen on a calendarProfessional

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

He took a day off.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

An antique.

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

Outdoors

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

Food & Drinks

Why does the orange always lose in races?

It runs out of juice.

Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

School supplies?Education

What's the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.

Puns

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

a school of fish swimming in the oceanFood & Drinks

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

A tuna melt.