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A carpet.
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Puns
What fairy loves to count?
The two-th fairy.
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Animals
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
In a hatch-back.
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Food & Drinks
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
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Puns
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
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Current Events
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
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Puns
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
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Entertainment
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
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Entertainment
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
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Puns
Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
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Food & Drinks
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
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Sports
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
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Entertainment
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
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Science
Why are bakers so good at math?
They love Pi!
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Political
What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
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Sports
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
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Family
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Don't take that tone with me.
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