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What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

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a small girl, dressed up as a fairy in a fluffy tulle dress with wings, is sitting in a forestPuns

What fairy loves to count?

The two-th fairy.

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

turquoise blue waves are about to crash on a beachCurrent Events

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

It had a heat wave.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.