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What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

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a small girl, dressed up as a fairy in a fluffy tulle dress with wings, is sitting in a forestPuns

What fairy loves to count?

The two-th fairy.

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Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

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Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

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Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

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turquoise blue waves are about to crash on a beachCurrent Events

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

It had a heat wave.

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Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

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Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

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Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

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Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

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Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

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Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

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Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

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Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

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Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

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Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

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