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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
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Science
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation.
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Animals
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
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Sports
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Puns
Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
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Holiday
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
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Entertainment
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Claw and Order.
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Family
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Caw-sins.
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Food & Drinks
How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
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Outdoors
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
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Holiday
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Tweets.
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Outdoors
How do trees get access to the internet?
Easy, they just log in.
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Food & Drinks
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
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Puns
How was the wedding?
So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!
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Animals
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
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People
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
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Puns
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
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