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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

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a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Animals

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, houses can't jump.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

Holiday

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Outdoors

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Puns

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.