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What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

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Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

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Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

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Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

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a man wearing a beanie, sunglasses, and headphones in front of a blue backgroundFood & Drinks

What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

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an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

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The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

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Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

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Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

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Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

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Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

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Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.

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