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What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

Puns

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

a man wearing a beanie, sunglasses, and headphones in front of a blue backgroundFood & Drinks

What vegetables make the best music?

Beets.

an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

Puns

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

Cat's TV show?Entertainment

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Claw and Order.