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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

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Puns

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

Sports

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

a chimpanzee appears to be angrily shoutingAnimals

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

a pretty sunrise over the ocean and beachOutdoors

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

a pair of red rain boots filled with yellow flowers sit by a metal watering can in the rainCurrent Events

Why is summer always sad?

It has June gloom.

Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

Puns

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.