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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

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What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

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Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

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Sports

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

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Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

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What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

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What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

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Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

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a pair of red rain boots filled with yellow flowers sit by a metal watering can in the rainCurrent Events

Why is summer always sad?

It has June gloom.

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Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

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What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

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Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

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Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

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