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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

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Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

Science

What do you call a dog in space?

Astromutt.

Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.