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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

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Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

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Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

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Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

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Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

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People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

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Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

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Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

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Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

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The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

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Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

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Science

What do you call a dog in space?

Astromutt.

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Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

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Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

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Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

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Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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