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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

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Puns

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

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a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

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Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

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Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

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Puns

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

It wasn't to scale.

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Puns

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

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Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

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two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

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sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

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a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowersPuns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

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Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

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five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

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Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

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Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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