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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

Puns

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

Puns

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

It wasn't to scale.

Puns

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowersPuns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.