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Frostbite.

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Billboards?Entertainment

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

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Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

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Education

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

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Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides things, you buy them!

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Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

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Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

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Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

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Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

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Sports

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.

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Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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a police officer in full uniform kneels on the pavement next to his german shepherd against a foggy backgroundAnimals

What animal is always ready to protect people?

An arm-adillo.

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Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

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bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

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