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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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Billboards?Entertainment

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

Education

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

Puns

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Euripides things, you buy them!

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

Sports

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Somebody took a corner back.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

a police officer in full uniform kneels on the pavement next to his german shepherd against a foggy backgroundAnimals

What animal is always ready to protect people?

An arm-adillo.

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.