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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

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Family

Why are goats so funny?

They're always kidding around.

a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

To relieve a glass pane.

Food & Drinks

What is the most attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.

Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

Puns

What do cows like to dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like.

Billboards?Entertainment

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

Animals

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle.

Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

Puns

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.

Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.