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What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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Professional

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

A tooth pic.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Puns

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

Science

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.