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What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

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Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Puns

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

Holiday

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo.

Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

Puns

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

They harbor resentment.

Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Animals

What do you call a famous turtle?

A shellebrity.

Sports

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

A match made in heaven.

Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

a man with multi-colored hair, beard, and shirt holds up a multi-colored paint roller in front of his facePuns

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

They go back to the drawing board.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.