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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

PRIME-mates.

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Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

Vehicles

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

Puns

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak.

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Outdoors

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

Professional

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

They just take things one stroke at a time.