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What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

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Animals

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Shampoodles.

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Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

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Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

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Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

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People

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Sneakers.

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Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

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Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

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Animals

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

By hareplane.

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Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

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Holiday

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Stacks.

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Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

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a black and red Formula 1 race-car speeding along the trackSports

Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?

He had a strong driver.

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What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

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The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

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What is a cat's favorite math problem?

A box and whisker plot.

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