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What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Ben & Jerry Maguire.

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Animals

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Shampoodles.

Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

People

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Sneakers.

Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

Animals

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

By hareplane.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

Holiday

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Stacks.

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

a black and red Formula 1 race-car speeding along the trackSports

Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?

He had a strong driver.

an elegant, lavish bedroom decorated in various shades of cream and ivoryPuns

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

A gold mine.

The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

a cat wearing glasses and a bow tie sits next to a mini chalkboard with fish drawn on itAnimals

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

A box and whisker plot.