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What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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Animals

Are baby skunks cute?

Simply odorable.

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Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

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Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

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Animals

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.

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Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

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Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Inventing fractions?Education

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

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Entertainment

What do you call a hike across the universe?

A star trek.

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three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

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Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

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Science

What do you call a dog in space?

Astromutt.

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two surfers sit on their boards in the water while holding up the "hang loose" signProfessional

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.

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Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

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Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

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The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

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