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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
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Sports
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
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Animals
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
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Vehicles
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
The Smart Car.
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Food & Drinks
What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
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Animals
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
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Food & Drinks
What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
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Family
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
They keep an eagle eye on their kids.
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Animals
What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
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Food & Drinks
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Well, I won't be the one to spread it!
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Animals
What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
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Sports
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
It was hitting pins and needles!
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Food & Drinks
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
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Holiday
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
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Outdoors
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Surfin' USA.
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Puns
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
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Food & Drinks
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
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