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What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

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a gray horse has several balloons tied around its neckAnimals

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

Outdoors

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Animals

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

They're very good at finding things on the web.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

Puns

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Their food is microscopic!

Animals

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

a lone pair of horns against a white backgroundFamily

Which family member has tusks?

An eleph-aunt.