Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

Vehicles

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

They'll only drive a sports car.

Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

Puns

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

Sports

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

Animals

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.