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What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

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Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

a bowling ball is striking a set of pinsSports

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

It was hitting pins and needles!

Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

Puns

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.