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What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

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Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Food & Drinks

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

I'd be muffin without you.

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Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

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Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

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a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

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a bowling ball is striking a set of pinsSports

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

It was hitting pins and needles!

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Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

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Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

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Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

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Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

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Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

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Puns

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

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Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

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Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

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Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

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