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What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

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Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

Puns

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.

Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.